Tonight my 4 year old son performed the Pledge for me:
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United Steaks of America
Josh
Tonight my 4 year old son performed the Pledge for me:
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United Steaks of America
Josh
Quoting Migraineman by way of Jaromil, apologies to both.
Luke is sitting alone at his computer. He nervously inserts a linux Live CD into the disk drive and reboots. His roommate, Chad, enters from the kitchen.
Chad: Whatcha doin’, Luke?
Luke: [nervous] Nothing!
Chad: Looks like you’re installing linux.
Luke: It’s just a Live CD.
Chad: You know, [...]
An interesting thing happened on the way to getting our flying cars we were promised by the Jetsons: Computers have begun to indeed take over everything. Take, for example, the mighty Hammond B-3 organ. Now a fully restored B-3 and Leslie 122 will run you a lot of money ($11,500 from this [...]